Feeling depressed and it seems like your friends keep hanging out without you? The obvious answer is to isolate yourself, refrain from making or responding to plans, and spend all your time in bed. Obviously.

svveden:

so we got a puppy

curi0sita:

somebody said it

thegreenwolf:

ohcorny:

so this is what i ended up with for the “make your audience angry” assignment

i dont know about ya’ll but that phrase pisses me right the hell off

Side tip: if anyone ever grabs your hair like the above, clamp one hand HARD down on your scalp where the hair is coming out (think of how you try to immobilize your hair when brushing tangles out so it doesn’t hurt as bad, only do so at the scalp and not further down the hair). Then use your other hand to start hitting the other person (go for the face!) and blocking any blows they may try to make with their free hand. You can also step into them (which removes the tension on your hair) and start throwing your knees into their groin, stomach, kick the side of their knee, etc. 

The reason hair-pulling works is A) it HURTS and B) it’s an effective handle, especially because your instinct is going to be to pull away. But reduce the pain and the tension on the hair and you have more room to work with until the other person lets go, at which point you can run like hell or otherwise defend yourself as needed.

never underestimate the power of a friendly face because when everyone around you is hostile you can lose it really fast lemme tell you

gotta love it when you don’t feel safe in your own room anymore

awwww-cute:

double yawn, double stretch

dad-chan:

coming out of the closet? no. i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all

meladoodle:

hey… no offense.. but do you want to hold hands

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like

oh

ahhhhhhh

ahahahahha

ha

fuck this